Okay, so, according to the Mayans, today was the end of the world.
If that’s true, then I’m in Heaven right now.
If I’m in Heaven right now, I seriously got gypped. This place sucks eggs. My breakfast was burnt, my armpits are somewhat malodorous and there’s nothing good on T.V.
Oh, no. What if I’m in HELL???
Nah, that can’t be right. My feet are cold.
Stupid Mayans. I blame the History Channel for this…
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